Friday, July 25, 2014

Why Burger King Must Shoot It's Commercials in Sweden

You know those Burger King commercials with the "Make it your way," slogan, where the camera zooms in on these really young, cute, perky, and friendly girls working behind the counter?

We as a society should sue Burger King for false advertising! These ads are a complete fabrication! In the United States, the typical Burger King employee is a surly, acne laden, obese teenager, who doesn't want to be there and let's you know.
So, come one, come all, and join me in this lawsuit! 

But wait a second, some of you might rightfully point out that Burger King has me on retainer as counsel, so how could I possibly advocate suing the company? Because, like all lawyers, my only objective is to rack up legal fees.

So while I'm prepared to do battle in court (I do have a Mercedes lease to pay for), understanding the process of disclosure ...  The following evidence, will directly counter your claim.
enjoy the Whopper. They don't serve it 'that way' in America

This was taken at Central Station in Stockholm, Sweden. The girl is the same age as your typical American BK employee, but that's where the similarities end. Nope, she's also cute, helpful, and friendly.
This is where Burger King shoots their commercials. So, you can see there are areas of the world where BK holds up their end of the bargain. Sweden baby, Sweeedddeeennn.

And if you're feeling sorry for me, and the fact that I might have troubles paying my lease, don't. I'll definitely be charging Burger King for the time it took me to write this (legal defense). if any of you want to discuss this further, please feel free. That time will go on the bill too.

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